I managed to find us a couple pumpkins to carve since snow has never carved a pumpkin before. Yes, you read that correct also. At this point, I really began to wonder if Rod Serling was hiding in my house somewhere giving a monologue. So I had to give a short lesson on the mechanics of pumpkin carving. The scooping of "guts" and seed sorting was the obvious area that lacked understanding but thankfully I wasn't giving any quizzes after pumpkin school.
Now, since it's a fun holiday and all... We will play a little game! It's called:
Guess Who Carved Which Pumpkin!
The first entry:
The second entry:
Both together since I know how hard it is to tell which is which!
We baked our pumpkin seeds and lit the punkins up and all was good in the world. Especially since I wouldn't be caught dead carving a fracking turnip. *mumbles censored words about turnips* Alas, the day of Halloween is here. I did buy a small truckload of candy in case these people did something NORMAL like trick-or-treat... and not have some long tradition of painting sheep like pumpkins (yes someone actually asked me if they do that here haha! It wouldn't be a bad idea if sheep didn't run so fast).
I cooked up some dinner and had the bushel of candy ready. The first knock on the door... and singing? The kids not only dress up but they actually sing you a song! It's actually terribly cute to see little plastic skeleton boys singing a catchy song about Hop-Tu-Naa. The song goes like this:
Hop-tu-Naa
My mother's gone away
And she wont be back until the morning
Jinnie the Witch flew over the house
To fetch the stick to lather the mouse
Hop-tu-Naa
My mother's gone away
And she wont be back until the morning
Hop-tu-Naa, Traa-la-laa
More info on this crazy holiday can be found here.
Happy HalloweenHopTuNaa everyone!!!


